Puzzle Palace Museum
Boca Raton, FL
Oct. 27, 1998
Dear Monopolists,
The problem with other people is mathematical—the leap from one to two already too many orders of complexity. Bet you didn't know I was a math wiz at 10—a special program kid scrutinized by benevolent Ed School groomers. Could have been a baby bookie running numbers on the milk money. What you don't know about me could fill an inventory ledger. I've found this place by chance— avoiding football bars, cheap building materials,
and anything ‘beach’. Ushered into the house-museum by a straight couple who've housed fifty thousand versions of the world as a sliding square dexterity puzzle. I found these docent-hosts slightly smarmy in their zero-sum coupledom. Not that I'm against all publicly pantomimed relationships. I'm out to simplify my mergers and acquisitions—trade the burr of mistake for the whiteout of error.
labyrinth
the loop inside
the turn
Yours,
The Unsolvable
